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When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.
update: I banged him
who are they
Best Insults To Use In Fight
- you stink
- where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)
- Diaper Man
I know it’s its first time howling but all I hear is
making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen
Paula Deen as a teacher